I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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