i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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