We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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