Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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