Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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