Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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