what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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