I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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