I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
