bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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