Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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