hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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