I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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