mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Actions speak louder than pants.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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