woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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