Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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