Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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