He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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