you turned your livingroom into a bong?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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