I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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