he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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