she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Randomize
