I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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