Already got asked if we're dating
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
