My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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