I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You were trust falling into bushes
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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