I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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