i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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