Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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