? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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