I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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