yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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