Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm both gender and math confused
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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