Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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