I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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