on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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