he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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