I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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