awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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