i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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