coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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