i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
