I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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