So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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