when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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