Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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