I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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