before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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