Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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