a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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