I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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