i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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