K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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