If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My pussy is not your playground.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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