Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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