chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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