he looks like a really good dad on facebook
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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