I skipped work to stalk him.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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